Friday, August 19, 2011
Tofu Sandwich, Part Two
Thursday, August 18, 2011
I OWN THIS BLOG NOW! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Because I'm the only one posting, I'm taking control. OF EVERYTHING. No, no, I'm just hoping my threat of domination will shake my co-bloggers into action.
Anyway, lunch today: tofu sandwich. On a lightly microwaved hoagie bun (I wish my office had a toaster oven), I placed two tofu squares. A few days ago, I lightly fried a cut-up block of tofu in vegetable oil and soy sauce. In addition to the tofu is obviously avocado, tomato, and cilantro. The secret, however, is the sauce: a mix of sriracha sauce and sour cream. Okay, so I know the sour cream part might sound kinda foul, but it's all I had and it needed a cream element. Plus, I'm not one of those people that steals mayo from co-workers.*
Back to the grindstone.
*I know many of you loyal readers find mayo, or derivatives thereof, disgusting, and to you I say "shove it, and by 'it' I mean a big spoonful of miracle whip."
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
New Job, New Type of Lunch
As a result, today's lunch is a 1/2 of a yam cooked in the microwave for 5 minutes. I delicately apply about 1/2 TB of salted butter and add a bit more salt/pepper. I must admit, though, the salad is the true treat. It's spring mix and spinach with black olives and cherry tomatoes. I have a special trick for the dressing: I put all the salad ingredients into a ziplock bag, squirt (hate that word) 1/2 of a lemon, about 1 TB of olive oil, a pinch (hate that word, too) of (1) salt, (2) onion powder, and (3) celery salt, and then shake the bag like it were a baby (jesus, it's just a joke). Voila! New Type of Lunch.
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